Locked out

Hello again everyone
 So its come to my attention. I don't know what to do when i get locked out of my house. I know this because it happened to me yesterday.
I came outside looked behind me. Oh crap! The door was shut. Now when this happens you get this thought process in your brain. You know the doors not going to open. But it doesn't stop you trying it any way. You also think there has to be a way in. But you know deep down inside that you're locked out and not getting in any time soon.
It's at this point you stand and think. But no ideas form in your head. Your trying to work out how to get in and NOTHING'S going thought your head.
 When you get over this about ten minutes later. You think to yourself there must be a key out here somewhere. And off you go on a the hunt. Only to return ten minutes later right back where you started. And still with no key. 
 Then you think I'll try next door and yep .They have no key and now you just feel stupid
 Okay so now you try ringing somebody. And just as you reach for your phone CRAP. Yeah you don't have it. So all thats left to do is to start walking. You have no ideal were your going at the time. Or wether your wasting your time or not (I was wasting my time) But wherever you end up you hope there's a key to be found.
 So in the event that you don't find a key what are you going to do now. 
Do I break the window. 
How do you break a window. 
How do i fix a broken window 
 And all this your thinking with the brick in hand. As you throw it you expecting to hear the smashing glass. But nothing happens. as you open your eyes to find the brick at your feet. The thoughts of robbers and buglers spring in to your mind. Glass is stranger than it looks. So this time you throw harder and and faster.
 yeah your finally in. 
 And do you know the first think you do. It's checking your phone and hiding that spare key outside somewhere. because you don't want to go thought that ever again. 
 So if you know me and know where I now live. Hay why not come and see if you can find that spare key. I'll let you help yourself to the dvd's and ipods  
 But at least i know i want ever be locked out again.